Friday, April 28, 2006

squish

I managed to break the legs off a chair just by attempting to sit on it. It's been since January since I've had any kind of painful, horrific or embarrassing accident, so I guess I was due. I hope this just confirms my clumsygirl status, rather than confirming the hugeness of my ass. sigh...

Also, I came across this enlightning information on this website.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pork rinds!
On average, women blink nearly twice as much as pork rinds!
Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into pork rinds.
Abraham Lincoln, who invented pork rinds, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
There are 336 dimples on pork rinds.
Pork rinds were originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
Pork rinds were the first Tsar of Russia.
Pork rinds can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching pork rinds.
Scientists have discovered that pork rinds can smell the presence of autism in children!
Tradition allows women to propose to pork rinds only during leap years!

2 comments:

Sarah said...

The pork rinds Tsar caused much death and artery clogging.

Kungfukitten said...

Your ass is just fine. I'm glad to know that I'm not the only person that breaks chairs / walks into doorways / accidentally maces herself on a regular basis.