Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Halloween is coming soon... in honor of our favorite holiday, riddle me this:

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

What are your choices?


kungfuramone said...

1. A wand of fireballs with unlimited charges.
2. 'Profits of Doom' by Clutch.
3. Dolph Lundgren.

K Schimmy said...

1. The largest, heaviest wrench ever.
2. "Short Skirt and a Long Jacket" by Cake.
3. Liam Neeson... not sure why, but he taught Batman some stuff, so...

K Schimmy said...

Oh wait, maybe "Search and Destroy" by Iggy Pop. Yeah, that would be cool.

ninjahq said...

1. Halberd
2. "Let's Kill The Landlord" by Dead Kennedys
3. Simon Pegg (it may seem obvious, but damn, I'm a sucker for the redheads!)

rebecca said...

1. I'm not super familiar with zombie-fighting weaponry, but I wouldn't be comfortable bludgeoning. So it would have to be some kind of projectile or bow and arrow sort of thing. Maybe a hwacha (saw this on Mythbusters last night). Although in a zombie fight, I'd probably be better off with a sword of some sort so I can just chop off their heads and be done with it.
2. The World is Full of Crashing Bores by Morrissey.
3. Lucy Liu. I bet she's super scrappy in a zombie fight.

thetravellor said...

1) flame thrower
2) Zombie Eaters by Faith No More
3) Chuck Norris - b/c I'm sure he has some special talents against Zombies

ransom said...

1. What universe are we in? I want a magic wand. Failing that, a katana. No, I don't know why I'd ask for a katana and not a shotgun.
2. Yes, Faith No More. But I'd go with "Surprise! You're dead!" Strangely, "The Final Countdown" was the first thing that sprang to mind.
3. Stephen Hawking. I'm totally faster and he's got enough brains to keep them busy while I escape. Also, I couldn't think of an action hero type. Maybe Bruce Willis. A bit of wry humor's always appropriate, and never more needed than this.

LIONO said...

1. An SRM Arms, Model 1216, high-capacity, rotary-magazine-fed semi-automatic 12-guage combat shotgun.
2. Predictably, Click Click Boom by Saliva
3. Dick Cheney... a good choice on so many levels.